New Military Court For Kids To Be Set Up

(Ed note: For those too dumb to realise it this article is satire pointing out reality now)

Highly Likely News has just heard legislation is to pass in Parliament assuring children aged between 3 and 16 can be tried in a new military court set up to punish first time offenders and repeaters. It follows on from the renewed efforts to arrest anyone, at any age who voices opposition to the ruling party, Tory criminality, pedophilia and anything the State of Israel does not like especially their illegal, compromising, criminal behaviour  showing them in anything but a perfect light.

All criminal activity including stone throwing, resistance of any kind, being out after or before school, arguing with military and police authority will be all reasonable grounds for conviction amongst any others thought up on the spot to cause maximum aggravation and inconvenience to the public.

A special country wide prison system will be enabled to take an expected capacity first year intake of between 500-700 minors.

A government spokesperson commenting on these legal additions said:

“We have to stop at root any child that unreasonably challenges our new draconian measures to shut down disobedience and secure compliance across the board.”

When challenged about the use of ‘unreasonable’ the spokesperson reminded that any scale of measure was solely in the remit of government, not legal precedent.

The Prime Minister, Theresa May when confronted with this new legal status assured the country that this government was minded and duty bound to protect the interest of the few, not the many.

“We have to make sure we remain in compliance and stay on the same page as our governors, sorry I mean allies, the State of Israel when implementing their agenda in this country and across those countries of our allies and fellow servants of the Zionist democratic regime, I mean government.”

So far there has been little or no response from the Opposition and other parties. Jeremy Corbyn was scheduled to give an announcement laying out Labour’s thinking on this draconian introduction but was bundled away by a group of unknown and masked men who appeared as he was about to start. Little is known of his present whereabouts. The Deputy Leader Tom Watson reassured the party faithful and all those concerned at this turn of events that his friends in Mossad have assured him they have nothing to do with this shocking abduction but will endeavour to release him as soon as he too joins the Friends of Israel Labour group.

The media, especially the BBC, Sky and ITV have all scheduled a live broadcast as soon as they have been given the permission from Israeli media channels. RT, the much maligned Russian global broadcasting channel,  one of the very few independent sources of real news, in spite of its government funding, have been giving live updates not only through special cameras hidden in the Number 10 cabinet office but also from vantage points where the truth of the situation can be verifiably followed. Its correspondents, although forcefully harassed have none the less been giving the general public a proper assessment of the facts in real time.

Many in the country previously unaware of the shocking stranglehold Israel has over the present and past political situation, thought this merely a spoof new comedy show from Channel 4 or presented by Jonathan Pie, the renegade comedic reporter promoting his present round UK one man show. Highly Likely News can bring you a new poll which shows the amount of awareness this country has on its rancid, rotten political

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Lack of awareness of UK population

system and its total integration with the regime running the State of Israel and their ancillary puppet controlled states of the USA.

Updates on the hour until these offices are busted for spreading True News not Fake News. Stay with us! Together we can bust this illegal, repressive and criminal state of affairs!

For more info see:

 

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Military Detention of Children

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Israeli soldiers sexual abuse of children

40% of Palestinian children detained by Israel sexually abused. Most are tortured

Israeli pharmaceutical firms test on Palestinian prisoners

Israeli forces attempt to arrest 2-year-old Palestinian child

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