We’re motoring through the first month of 2020 and diversionary tactics are out in force, unlike the snowploughs, because climate change made them redundant, right?

Your chance to predict what distraction, diversion technique will be next forthcoming to cover the lies, propaganda and downright criminal activities of our rulers…..

When a ruling elite have an agenda, no matter good, bad or indifferent (a rare thing) it is vital to be visibly distracting the people from any focus on real goings on, actual news, events and shite unfolding. Diversion is an art, a well paid art and essential for maintaining the somnolence and quiescence of good folk being dissembled.

The Chinese coronavirus – virulent, deadly and about pour to fear on fear by invading the West is in full swing. If we are not careful and willing to spend shed loads on prevention or better still, mass forced vaccination then it may entail the military to maintain obedience. That it has always been a winter thing – the common cold and flu – is way too conspiratorial. Oh, of course chaos in China = bad for economy = CIA interference project? Shush, far too conspiratorial….

The Holocaust season started well with that General-in-Genocide himself, Bibi.Net focusing the world’s descent on Jerusalem to commemorate an actual small part of a very large death cull experienced by the whole world in the 20th century.

Dignitaries, royals and puffed up self important people, virtue signalling like mad, gathered to show how bloody empathic they are, yet failing to recognise psychopaths are utterly devoid of empathy. Back in whatever country they invaded or try and control the slaughter carries on unabated. Still show the sheep we care for international law – not – and look righteous.

In the UK the lies spat out in December, for the purpose of legalising a fixed election are swiftly ignored, U-turned at speed and as prevalent as chill misty mornings in January. While deals are being sealed in Davos, increasing the CO2 emissions, the press scream joyfully BoJo’s warm words of Net Zero promise. The hypocrisy has itself been fed on steroids and chlorinated chucks!

We’re sure to start having terrorist attacks in and around famous places across Europe from Valentine’s Day onwards. The Massacre headlines will scream well from the gutter and mainstream. The propaganda organs of the BBC will shout loud, proclaiming it is Russia Wot Did It!  while persuading Angelina Jolie to ram up a Fake News Awareness campaign series for kids (blind’em young,eh?).

The USA will however its oh, so regular weekly dirge and roastings, prescribed by the Orange One and the autonomous CIA/NSA/FBI hoods.  Cross party distractive cries of “Impeach, Impeach!” will keep Jo and Joanna Public sucking on plastic straws rammed into their Kool Aid cups. China will be blamed for the flu epidemic coming in February, as it does each year, but this year be shown to be, highly likely, a killer strain.

Hollering the illegal dismissing of an American killer driver’s extradition, is covering well for the illegal transgression of every international law in the book by the British, concerning their hot potato, Julian Assange.

End of January will no doubt see Anne Widdecombe emulating the Wright Bros as she throws herself off the white cliffs of Dover, pushed ostensibly by her ex, that Farage Has Been, in frustration their usefulness has ended.

Online gamers will be treated to a roll out of Rough Sex 6:9 as paedophilic practice in royal and aristo residences become over subscribed. Perhaps encouraging the press to out a minnow pedo to hide from higher profile criminals. Christine Keeler will be nominated for entrepreneur of the 60s at a global conference on sex slavery in Amsterdam.

But most exciting of all is the projected covers thrown up for each month of 2020. We invite you in the comment section to add as many months as you like, with their relative divert and distract stories and as we travel the year, those who hit the jackpot – could be many of you – will receive Highly Likely News’s greatest accolade:

An opportunity to be featured on our News outlet as Seer of the Year.

The Year of the Rat it may be but we want everyone to become sneaky in exposing and revealing the coming blinders power will thrown down for us, so more do not get suckered in.

So over to you lot!