**BREAKING** KREMLIN BOTS TAKE VACATION – WORLD SAVED FOR NANOSECONDS

In a surprise decision taken Friday, the troublesome ‘bots’ squatting in the Kremlin have contacted holiday firm Thomas Cook and booked an easy pay nano holiday in Micronesia.

The Kremlin press secretary poo-pooed the suggestion any of their ‘bots’ took a rest from their incessant 24/7/365 meandering around western assets and criminal propaganda outlets.
“We’re too busy and on constant alert,” replied the spokesperson, when questioned. “With all the shit they’re throwing at us would you decide on a vacation, even if it came with free toilet supplies?”

Gavin Williamson, Defence Secretary to the United Kingdom’s terror regime of Treason Mayhem and Chief Propagandist left his seat on the Parliamentary toilet in the Houses of Parliament to briefly comment.

The presser he chose consisted of a multitude of turds scraped off the news desks of thereutersshit-hits-fan
BBC, Sky and an assorted collection of so called international news organisations garnered by Reuters. Reuters the global misinformation machine preferred by tyrannical and out of control hegemonists refused to comment when asked about the toilet paper still attached to the Defence Secretary’s trousers.

trump-loo-paperIn other developments the US mid term acting President, Donut Crumpet, as he is adoringly referred to in bakery circles, waltzed onto his private jet to whirl around the skies looking important for a few hours with toilet paper still attached to his shoe.

Sources close to Highly Likely News have indicated the amount of shit emanating from the upper echelons of the Western leaders means a constant state of awareness has to be in operation when any official high or low travels more than 6 feet from a static position. The likelihood of shit hitting the fan, the identified arse or the whole government propaganda machine has given rise to many more shares taken out by government ministers and members of Congress in toilet manufacturers.

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“Woof!”

We endeavoured to interview a representative from Kimberley Clark, the corporate owner of Andrex toilet paper and were redirected to an informed Labrador pup who gave us a comment – “Woof”.

We are awaiting clarification while said puppy representative leaves a calling card on our reporter’s lap.

British Double Down of Fairy Tale Poisoning Russia Blame

As reports emerge of a huge US/UK/Mossad based chemical Bio weapon program worldwide is exposed, the British Government tries even harder to pretend their fairytale Novichok fake news is even more Russia’s fault.

The very fact they try so hard to thrust the blame eastwards when right behind their own Western doors they play with the lives of the human race with weapons not only banned and illegal but with the potency to kill billions.

Such malfeasance is mind boggling. The deaths of at least 70 people in Georgia exposed by the Russian MOD today show the desperation of the western agencies to cover their own illegal and factual tracks.

Jeremy Hunt, the deceitful Foreign Secretary for the British government preposterously states – “Russia’s alleged attempts to hack into the OPCW chemical weapons watchdog show that it was ‘without doubt’ behind the Salisbury poisonings

Highly Likely rides again within the secret corridors and agencies of the UK.

The Dutch Government in goose step with their British counterparts announce this as fact. The lies pour forth.

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Responding to Hunt’s accusations, Russian Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Maria Zakharova dubbed the allegations the product of someone with a “rich imagination.”

“It’s some kind of a diabolical perfume cocktail [of allegations],” Zakharova told reporters.

It seems the blame game is hotting up and the confrontation of lies and propagandised BS wants to career ahead to full blown war.

US Itching for War – This Will End Badly For Them

The US have created a whisper campaign proposing the intent to create a naval blockade around Russia. This would stop oil and energy imports and exports. It will also be a blatant act of war.

Russia has always said that it will only respond when its people, economy and country is placed in mortal danger. The US/UK and its puppet allies seem stupid enough to poke the bear in a place which will backfire on them terminally.

The US considering taking its embargo regime against Russia, which it stupidly misclassifies as ‘sanctions’, and ramping that up into a physical military blockade of Russian ports and underwater pipelines spells disaster.

Western countries have continuously accused Russia its activity in the Middle East is aimed at imposing control over energy resources in the area, yet what is proposed by the USA is precisely that.

It is what the US, Britain and France have been doing since the 1900s. Such jaw dropping hypocrisy seems to be the modus operandi of the Western powers in these heady days of lunacy.

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Ryan Zinke

Speaking at an event in Pittsburgh on Friday, US Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke said the US Navy could block Russia if necessary to prevent Moscow from controlling power supplies in the Middle East.

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Aleksei Pushkov

Zinke’s recent remarks produced a reaction in Moscow. Russian Senator Aleksei Pushkov commented on the words of the American secretary and opined that “besides being stupid, it is a threat that, if fulfilled, would become a declaration of war, as stipulated by international standards.”

Responding to the question of how the US should deal with Russia and Iran, Zinke further added when questioned as to how the US would deal with this by saying: “There are two ways”.

He then proceeded to explain that there was an economic and a military option.

090905-N-3165S-599Last week, Energy Secretary Rick Perry reiterated that sanctions against the Russian pipeline Nord Stream II could still be adopted.

It seems incomprehensiblly stupid to bait a superpower purely to make statements supporting the divine right of one state to wield over the rest of the world. The reality we are witnessing is the utter decrepit neutered state of an empire exhausted at point of delivery. When that empire is in the hands of psychopaths and the criminally insane the whole world needs to look out for the resultant blowback.

All the while the UK government, itself driven into a dead end, seems intent on handing over all the ‘family silver’ to the US as it hurries to send the departing EU member into the chill of the North Sea and Atlantic. Its minister for the armed forces, Gavin Williamson childishly and dangerously rants and threatens a country that has a military that is so way more advanced and could if goaded enough wipe the islands off the map.

Perhaps the financial crisis in the US and the disaster awaiting the UK on Brexit both have the same get out clause in mind. Blow each country to smithereens and head for the bunkers. It would seem the fate within those bunkers is going to be the same as the fate of Adolf Hitler whom both parties seem to enjoy modelling their rule on.

British Skripal Narrative Fails the Occam’s Razor Every Step of the Way

Reprinted from blog post  by Rob Slane dated 26 September 2018

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I’m a bit snowed under with things at the moment, and so haven’t got time to do a big post, but I did want to start a new thread as the old thread is a worn-out thread, and we don’t want a worn out thread, do we?

Firstly, I’d like to thank the UK Defence Secretary, Gavin Williamson, who in a Tweet, which he subsequently deleted, wrote in response to the new Bellingcat Report:

“The true identity of one of the Salisbury suspects has been revealed to be a Russian Colonel. I want to thank all the people who are working so tirelessly on this case.”

Secondly, I was somewhat amused to see a commenter on the previous thread refer to Occam’s Razor in reference to the Salisbury case. Apparently “Occam says that Russia assassinates Russian traitors, ergo Russia attempted to murder the Skripals”.

As a reminder, here is what Occam’s Razor is all about:

“Occam’s razor is the problem-solving principle that the simplest solution tends to be the right one. When presented with competing hypotheses to solve a problem, one should select the solution with the fewest assumptions.”

Now, if Mr Skripal had dropped dead at his doorstep from symptoms consistent with exposure to the deadliest nerve agent on the planet, and if Petrov and Boshirov had actually been seen at the house, then there may have been a case for “Russia murdering Skripal with the world’s deadliest nerve agent” as being Occam’s most plausible explanation (although of course, there are plenty of others who might have done that and indeed could have done it). But of course this didn’t happen. Far from it.

So what would Occam actually have made of the Skripal case? Let’s see:

1.  The official narrative says that Sergei and Yulia Skripal were poisoned at the door handle of his house, yet it also says that they collapsed on a park bench, simultaneously, some 4 hours later.

Occam’s verdict: They were probably poisoned near the bench.

2. The official narrative says that the substance used to poison them was a military grade nerve agent, 5-8 times more toxic than VX, and of “high purity”.

Yet not only did they not die on the spot, but they went into town, fed some ducks, had a meal and a drink, before collapsing on a bench, simultaneously, with symptoms far more in keeping with an incapacitant, such as Kokokol-1, for instance.

Occam’s verdict: They were probably poisoned by an incapacitant, such as Kolokol-1, not a military grade nerve agent.

3. The table they ate at in Zizzi’s was subsequently taken away and incinerated, apparently because it was heavily contaminated with “Novichok”. Yet literally hundreds of people came into contact with items they touched before they got to the table, without becoming contaminated. This includes the three boys who received bread from Mr Skripal’s hands (one of whom ate a piece). It includes the hundreds of people who would have touched the ticket machine in Sainsbury’s car park before it was cordoned off on 12th March (eight days after the incident). It includes the dozens of people who touched the door handles at Zizzi’s and ‘The Mill’ throughout the rest of 4th March and some of 5th March (yes, they touched more door handles than just the one at Chez Skripal that day). And let’s not forget the policemen who entered the house before the door handle theory was conjured up.

Occam’s verdict: Their hands were not contaminated with military grade nerve agent when they touched these things.

4. Official statements for public consumption refer to the substance alleged to have poisoned the Skripals by the nebulous name “Novichok” (which “Novichok” is it Theresa?). Yet in its official statement to the High Court on 20-22nd March, Porton Downreferred to the substance using the much broader phrase, “a nerve agent or related compound” and a “Novichok or related agent.” Why the inability or reluctance to be more specific in this official statement, despite apparent Government certainty?

Occam’s verdict: The folks at Porton Down refused to identify the substance used on 4th March as one of the series A-230-A-234 because it wasn’t.

5. The Metropolitan Police have made their case, and yet their timelines are full of holes. For instance, they have given out incomplete timelines and then conspicuously failed to update them, such as the movements of the Skripals on the morning of 4th March. They have reversed the timeline from what all the early reports and witnesses testified to, that the Skripals visited Zizzi’s first then ‘The Mill’, and they have done so without explaining how all those witnesses could be so wrong. They have left crucial details out of their timelines, such as the duck feed at 13:45. They have been absurdly vague in other timelines, such as the claim that Mr Skripal’s car was seen in London Road, Churchill Way North, and Wilton Road, all at 9:15am. And they have altered timestamps on some images (i.e. the Gatwick entrance images), and added them to others (i.e. most of those of Boshirov and Petrov on 4th March).

Occam’s verdict: There’s a massive cover up going on, and more than a little incompetence.

We could go on for a long time, but let’s leave it with one more:

It is claimed that Sergei Skripal was deliberately poisoned by Ruslan Boshirov and Alexander Petrov, at the door handle of his house on 4th March. Mr Skripal has been out of hospital for over four months now. And yet he has not been seen in public, there have been no public statements from him, and he has not been in contact with his mother, who I understand recently turned 90.

Occam’s verdict: Where is Sergei? He’s either dead, or he can’t be prevailed upon to make a statement backing up the official narrative, because he knows it isn’t true.[1]