Highly Likely Makes A Sonic Come Back

No, dear readers we are not self flagellating, sorry, I meant congratulating ourselves here at Highly Likely News, we merely have been made aware that the ol’ team of Stitch-It Frame-It are on the rampage again.

Honestly you would have thought that Treason May’s stupendous own goal with Skripal would have shown the Western clowns the error of their ridiculous highly likely ways. But no! I-ran proved too soft a target not to miss.


We witness The Orange One jumping up and down, his side kick Pompous shouting foul at the ancient civilisation, formerly known as Mesopotamia, as it stands tall crying “Go Ahead, Make my Day, soulless ones!” This unnerving response demands reinforcements, so our illustrious Bullshitters, led by said Orange One, send their one floating paper Water Mammoth and tell their little cupboard friends in Europe, it is “…highly likely these troublemakers are the villains who targeted our head chopper friends’ oil fields“.

As all good puppets do, the tin pot ‘passed their prime’ muppets jump to attention telling the world it is, indeed, highly likely the Mercan bullshit propaganda is correct. Once again evidence free, confetti filled corroboration is jettisoned into the foray. The UK, France and Germany all sing like canaries a tune so rancid, so unbelievable, they believe their own discords. Uncle BiBi, almost ousted from the arse trap he has commanded for years, screams “I told ya so!”, swinging a blank A3 board awaiting filling with childish diagrammatic nukes’ factories and rag headed maniacs.

As if he had not got himself  into enough trouble with teacher back home already, the Orange twin, complete with blond mop, screams out in unison with the Frog Macaroni and Angel Merky: ““It is clear to us that Iran bears responsibility for this attack. There is no other plausible explanation,”

Their joint statement on Monday, after meeting on the sidelines of the UN General Assembly in New York, fell flatter than a flat bagel on 5th Avenue. If Bor-ass felt this might save him from the impending caning he would get from the Head Mistress Lady Hale, he was in for a rude shock to his arrogant self importance.

We can confidently predict it will be highly likely this two month old dopey PM will be recalled to the factory for final downcycling. Final acknowledgement that such an aberration has little or no recycling usefulness left to resurrect.

His sole supporter across the pond faces his own highly likely outcome, as the soap opera of Democrat, Neo-Liberal clowns still believe the mileage, now running on empty, dressed as the barely credible Impeachment Episode rehash will make the necessary denouement. As much as this sorry saga has run and run and run on all channels, including the toilet, a final one last Hurrah! will be imagined, disguised as the “Killer Blow”.

Meanwhile back in former Mesopotamia, a group of wise ones build more readiness and a growing economy, with help from the Sane Team out East and North East. The Head Choppers, in their gingham picnic headgear continue to wet their beds at night knowing full well the gold encrusted plastic sheets beneath them will never serve to save them from ultimate annihilation. Houthis howl hilariously. Lebanese lebenstraum reigns supreme and the Cuckoos in Palestine begin to see the writing on the wall they built to keep out the bothersome, semitic hoards.

Highly Likely, as an offensive form ultimately reveals itself to be the most pristine Karmic weapon of self destruction.

You can almost hear, on a cloudless night, the ululations wafting across the deserts of Iran, as they simultaneously crack against the Eiffel Tower, Big Ben, shooting onwards through the Brandenburg Gate and scoring a direct hit on Capitol Hill. The eons old  message delivers itself, no thanks to social media:

“Bring it On, Suckers, this Cradle of Civilisation is Ready to Teach You Ignorant Kids Another Lesson, Once Again”

Highly Likely May!

This recent video we have created subtitles in English for from NTV.ru and their weekly show – Pilorama, International Sawmill has as quickly as it was put up been banned by Facebook. (so far, we’ll be watching if YT get the hump!)

Clearly obvious why they would not wish any humorous skit on Theresa May and the British political scene and I suppose it was highly likely it would be challenged and banned.

Hilarious is an understatement and we all must praise the Russians for their great sense of humour and lack of political correctness shown both to their own and international figures.

Here is the link to the video

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Pilorama Interview with Theresa May

Highly Likely May – Bye Bye!

A superbly amusing summary of the parting of Theresa May and what and who might follow. The hilariously comic weekly show from NTV.ru , Pilorama – International Sawmill – is an absolute must watch for Russian and English speakers alike.

We at Highly Likely News will hope to bring you full subtitled editions of their superb comic spoofs on International News and Russian current Affairs in the near future. Bookmark and keep your eyes open!
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You gotta love the Russians, they really can laugh at themselves and others with panache. They shatter the Western narratives of highly likely BS and lies and show why so many Westerners just love Russia for a goodly dose of sanity, humour and keeping the world from disaster!

Enjoy and laugh!

Inside the Vipers Pit of No 10 Downing St

This following article is written by an anonymous source, now known to Highly Likely News. Although its contents may not reflect the views and editorial commitment of HLnews we publish it in furtherance of public awareness and the greater good.

During the long dark days of political winter within the Conservative party my position within the hierarchy enabled me to curry favour and solidify trust at the highest level. Thus in 2010 when we were returned to power it came down to my position as the ears and eyes for not only the PM but also most closest advisors. From that honoured position I have been privy to much of what passes as insider and private power knowledge.

Over the past 8 years it has been a revelation and frankly enlightenment as to the true nature of political chicanery passing for governance.

At the outset I would like it  utterly clarified I had until recently been a dyed in the wool Tory, a Conservative with the largest capital C, a flag waver of the front line. As I write these words it still grieves me I could have been so blind, so abysmally ignorant of the transgressions committed in the name of party, country and global order. Perhaps this ignorance drives me to now be transparent as some form of confessional. However enough of my personal angst.

WIthin the confines of a public school coterie of ‘Bad Boys’ as they privately nicknamed themselves the likes of Cameron, Johnson, Hurd and others plied the well oiled practices honed within the walls and deep crevices of the highest halls of English public school education. To imply these contained practices of bestiality, slavery, buggery and bullying would, in the present PM’s parlance be highly likely.
You might very well think that; I couldn’t possibly comment:

With an array of life tutorials benefitting such education it beggars belief as to how so many could imagine the hierarchical psychopathic practices we witness today could ever have been otherwise.

That demented souls such as Douglas Carswell with an education from one hailing from outside the oft posed question: “Eton we know, Harrow we’ve heard of so who are you?” could have greased his ill tempered way out of the rank and file, into the UKIP corner and then disgraced himself into extinction is merely proof that he neither ought to have competed in such lunacy nor allowed a renegade Carthusian education to have been so widely abused.

However for this article’s purposes I shall confine myself to the Viper’s Den that is No. 10.

It need hardly be stated that the recent foray into perfect lunacy as per the Chequer’s Affray almost single handed makes my case for the ship of fools and lunatics steering this ship of state onto the rocks of self annihilation that is a few nautical miles outside the EU.

Even in the brief years of our return it was plain to witness at close quarters the insanity taking shape. Cameron’s utter disregard for any outcome was apparent even round the Cabinet table with such outcries from him as:

“Personally I have ordered my affairs to make as much from this debacle as possible. If any of you wish to challenge me on my commitment to selfish ends  then I shall merely throw in the towel and leave it up to you to fight over.”

Hardly surprising when it came to jumping ship along with that toad Gideon. who now secretly coordinates the sewerage flow from Fleet Street directly to Party HQ. His gross incompetence nearly lost our ship’s compass when he flailed around as Chancellor. A more inept and self serving tenure I cannot recall.

Some may feel my venom for my fellow Conservatives is ill founded and can easily be attacked as embittered redress for scores settled. My reply would be, as a life long, politically speaking, mole my righteous disgust is well placed and even better founded. No individual has better cause to ‘come out’ as it were and show the true colours of a disgusting party in power.

As our Trojan horse, Charles Lynton, who you recognise as Tony Blair so adeptly had manoeveured the MIC and personal ministerial interests into a war placement we would benefit from for years to come. That he went on to cream in his own personal war chest rewards suited not only his character but the Tories that took over the mantle of war bliarmachinery funding. All done under the guise of economic national pursuit was a blinder the public accepted with hardly a whimper. I have to admit he was good. He was even great with that synthetic smile and straight teeth as he cajoled the country into turmoil after turmoil with the incessant promise of “We’ve never had it better.” Old Harold would be reeling in his grave to know a Blue Labour Progressive had stolen and so abused his punch line.

Well that is today’s political landscape and one I am relieved to have extricated myself from. Of course I shall suffer the slings and arrows of revenge from those I shall expose in subsequent writings but when you have spent the better part of twenty years negotiating sewage courses of Westminster it is nigh impossible to exit clean and spotless. Only the showers of contrition can act as any sort of cleanser and even they are more bearable than the cold showers the Tory toffs endured in their formative years at Eton et al.

So as you have surmised I shall be an irregular voice on this august news desk spilling the beans from the outside of the inside.

In closing I would like to bring us fully up to date and project a few personal pointers as to how the next few months look like panning out. You may guffaw at the paucity of prediction but the life of political intrigue never ran a straight line, so I beg mercy for wrong calls. Just put it down as par for the course.

This monstrosity that our American colleagues have termed Russiagate will shortly blow back into Highly Likely May’s wizened, wretched face. I can reveal here that for many years I have held the ear of some impressive top Russian individuals. This covert knowledge building enables me to place myself in the corner where Russia is seen to be as collusive as a bacon sandwich at a bar mitzvah. The ability and ignorance both the Tories and their intel services have played a dud hand against the finest chess players in political life today is staggering in its arrogance, hubris and belief the general public swallow it.  It is as reckless and even more abhorrent in its sidling up to the 30 pieces of silver offered by the Kingdom of Saud for its partners in the war manufacturing industries.

More reckless yet utterly in line with the lobbying masterminded by the State of Israel is the short term manoeuvres and gains accepted and  tumbled over backwards in getting the press poodles to hype up the whole anti semitism charade. Unsurprisingly May’s Zionist background slithers nicely into the entity’s protective pocket and like all her predecessors she will be ‘taken care of’ as comfortably as hubby is grooming himself now.

I had to face that psychopath Netanyahu during his recent visit and those cold dead eyes spoke volumes to the depth of psychopathy ingrained in that form. Future articles will delve into this condition so virulent now throughout all corridors of power and one, incidentally fuelling the vast chasms of pedophilia we have over recent years so successfully covered for. Again lest we forget blowback, the tempest is nigh upon us.

So as readers of this august publication you will not need reminding, yet all the same I leave you with a final admonition – “Never believe a word the political and media class tell you – it is only lies basted with a dash of truth and roasted to a crisp.”

Next time: Distraction – the tool that never suffers from bulimia


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