Inglorious Retreat

White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, 35th of that ilk, announced today that the US Dept of Affairs will be officially throwing the towel in on October 24th/31st/whenever. President ‘Duh’ Biden will officially announce to the American people that Russia was right all along and will apologise for the near $15 billion thrown at Ukraine. This fits neatly on top of a massive $12.5 trillion spent in the 21st century alone, on foreign power grabs.

She added that as Commander-in-Chief, the President is happy for America to go on pissing money down the black hole of the Military-Industrial-Complex for as long as the American people are happy to slip into their dark, poverty ridden hole outside of the Washington D.C.closed circle.

As a gesture of good faith to the victors for ‘Freedum’ and the Slavic way, Alaska will be handed back officially to its rightful owners, Russia, since the original purchase price was never really paid, thus Alaska became a mere illegitimate trophy for the USA.