**BREAKING NEWS** Trump’s Demand For Wall Around USA Sponsored by China

In exciting and groundbreaking economic news, President Donald Trump has taken the offer of Xi JinPing, China’s President, and accepted a tariff free replica of the Great Wall of China.

In an unprecedented tweet from deep within the White House, Trump congratulated the Chinese president for his savvy business decision to relax all tariffs on wall building.

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The new wall is already under construction and it is believed from the Canadian border on the West Coast the first few hundred miles of the new wall are curving their way down to San Fransisco and beyond to the Mexican border.

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The new Wall of America heads towards the Napper Valley across San Andreas

A spokesperson from the Chinese Cultural Association pointed out that in crossing the fault lines along the West Coast assured an ongoing arrangement whereby China is contracted to rebuild any earthquake damaged parts.

In answer to questions from an unusually inquisitive press, who demanded whether this was an American venture or Chinese, he said: “The President of the USA has always had very close relations with our leader and has always been prepared, at least in private, to suck Fung Chow when instructed by Xi.”

In a cooperative effort to show how great the American nation is, last Sunday a newly formed group ‘Runners for the Wall‘ were out in force giving their new wall a heavy beating to allay fears of shoddy workmanship.

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Runners for the Wall participants, exhausted 5 minutes out along the Seattle to Portland section

In a rare call for unity the rest of the world has with one voice signed off this plan as the best from the Administration’s miserable record so far. Stonemasons from Scotland and Salisbury, bridge builders from San Fransisco, Cardiff and Tokyo have been the first to submit their credentials to help swiftly complete the project before the upcoming 2020 elections in the States.

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Further down the coast the local population have come in their thousands to admire the construction ongoing along the Golden Gate Bridge. Trump in his inauguration of this particular part of the ‘Round US Wall’ said he was particularly proud of the American engineering skills, showing the world US infrastructure was the best in the world.

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The soon to be finished Golden Gate extension of the Great Wall of America

We are Great! Even our walls defy and exceed the beauty of the Great Wall of China. This American effort will stand for 10,000 years!“, Trump exhorted.

The Chinese engineering group, nearby were seen to almost die laughing on the other side of the bridge.

Russian President, Vladimir Putin, who has kept a deservedly astute low profile as the project continues, sniggered to a closed audience press conference remarking:

“We always love it when the American Government exceed their overextension to the point of revealing themselves to be the fools they have cultivated over so many decades. We honestly feel embarrassed and pity for the American people who have taken this in hook, line and sinker. Our hearts go out to them, the simple population.”

By comparison over on the Eastern seaboard the wall around New York is looking to be running into a little local difficulty. A spokesperson for the Port Authority of New York’s main unions told Highly Likely News that Trump had yet to file a payment for the extra bricks needed and until that was forthcoming they would down tools and hods and await new bricks.

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The impoverished New York/Manhattan section of the Great US Wall

In a recent, unannounced visit to the Western Wall, Trump looked over the handiwork his Chinese counterparts had done enabling the Seattle section to be finished ahead of time.

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America is Great Again

Without omitting honouring the great instruction and aid he has continued to pour forth in the direction of his masters, Trump, alongside his son-in-law, Israeli intelligence asset Jared Kushner, found himself at the next section of the wall receiving a note and invoice from the Head of The United States of Israel.

We can only acknowledge and serve those whose aims are so much greater than ours” Trump was heard to admit to close Israeli security aides, having taken the silver pieces from the wall cavity.

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American Patriotism at work as Trump accepts the invoice

It is to be hoped that on the completion of the USA Wall of Encirclement, any of the few Americans who previously travelled outside America will either leave for good or be confined as will the rest of the population to divine isolation, unable to interfere anywhere in the world except within their own country.

As of writing it has been noted Hawaii has resigned its statehood and separated from the Union, as a wall spanning the Pacific was found inconvenient and impossible to implement by anyone.

A world famous authority on incredible dicks reveals the folly of the Trump Wall….

 

 

Further Fascinating Insights into Ramifications of Russian Plane Loss

An excellent assessment by Tom Luongo is, we feel, important enough to suggest our readers read the full article:

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Tom Luongo

Decoding Putin’s Response to Attack in Syria is a most interesting read and explanation for what may be going on, on the geopolitical stage around the Latakia events of the past days. It gives also some very valid explanations as to why Putin is acting in the way he seems to.

“The fog of war and geopolitics makes initial responses to the attack on Russian and Syrian forces recently difficult to assess.

Russian President Vladimir Putin’s response seemed timid and was at odds with statements from his Defense Minister Sergei Shoigu and more recent statements from Russia’s Foreign Ministry.

Putin backed off on explicitly blaming Israel for the downing of the IL-20 ELINT aircraft which killed 15 Russian servicemen, but made it clear he holds them responsible for the attack as a whole….”

Crucially he brings up the likelihood that it was a French missile that took down the Russian plane and that could have opened up the hornet’s nest.

Russia, and Putin, did the one thing that makes this whole thing look like a frame job, it accepted the narrative of Israeli malfeasance in the interest of stopping a wider conflict by accusing and/or attacking a NATO member, France.

This whole saga is not going away any time soon, for sure…..

Read the full article here

Skripal Crumbles – True Story Revealed as Two Russians Talk

As the Skripal case crumbles for the British Government and Intelligence units the two men alleged to be behind the Novichok poisoning case talk openly and nervously about how their visit to the UK has become a life changing moment. In the 25 minute interview with RT Editor-in-Chief Margarita Simonyan they sometimes hesitatingly reveal their real purpose and visit.

On September 5th, British authorities offered images of two Russian citizens, Alexander Petrov and Ruslan Boshirov, allegedly involved in “the attempted murder of Mr Skripal and daughter Yulia”. Along with a quantity of CCTV footage and images taken in both London and Salisbury the British side described them as highly trained agents of Russia’s Main Intelligence Directorate (GRU).

Many people have by now had a chance to watch the full interview, get a glimpse of the two alleged suspects and surely made some knee jerk decisions as to their guilt or innocence. If you have not click and watch full 25 minutes, it will certainly help you comprehend the most likely version of truth behind this enigma we share below. Eat yer heart out Ian Fleming!Screen Shot 2018-09-13 at 21.38.58

In a world beset by trial by media the innocent rarely  get a good shot at having their case heard objectively. Guilty until proven innocent has been a benchmark recently, in spite of protestations to the contrary, of the British judicial system , especially when it comes to anything Russian.

Therefore whatever your assessment may be on this case, en grand, stay with me while I lay out a scenario far better for holding water than the British Government’s pathetically shred bare script they try to persuade us all to believe.

The Government, MI6 and alphabet allies have been trying to make the Russia bête noir the very causus belli they need to execute whatever internationally illegal case they wish to prosecute. So they take the patsy, Sergei Skripal, a useless and spent force for the Russians and also for the British Secret Service except perhaps for using him as a go between with friend and Russia expert Christopher Steele who combined a spurious piece of literature for a US spy snare trap.

What was needed was for Skripal to be ‘disappeared’ and because his daughter Yulia inconveniently appeared on the scene, her also. With trusty Porton Down down the road from Salisbury, Sergei’s city of residence, they ‘dealt’ with him, shunted him off the scene via hospital having been infected by ‘Novichok’, a so called military grade killer chemical agent. The story was enacted perfectly, they got their people to set up a chemical attack incident whereby in a matter of hours they could announce it was “Russia Wot Did It“.

The media, obedient poodles of power, went into overdrive onside. the spin went out, the denials went in, the invective spread over everything Russian including a mass deportation and tit for tat diplomatic circus allies fell in line with. BBC pumped the national audience with the usual propaganda. Anyone who did not absolutely ‘buy’ the story was a traitor, Russian sympathiser, Putin adorist. You can get a  pre-revelation version of the story here.

The fabric this tale was made out of was swiftly derided, pulled apart by those not easily duped and who saw more fantasy Bond than reality. In spite of that the Euro/Atlantic narrative was pumped out. They needed real people suspects that definitively spelled “Russia Dun It“.

That Skripal and daughter got better as the real toxic Novichok was never in the slate became a problem. They made more and more ridiculous storylines  swiftly pulled to pieces. It was not biting as they wished. Then someone realised Salisbury was a truly sought after tourist magnet, at least Stonehenge and Old Sarum were. They then scanned for how many Russians went there. It was apparent there were many who came as tourists and visitors. Then the task was to find one or two Russians who flew in from Moscow. Several were identified, yet they needed someone who happened to be there on the day Skripal was set up.

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Salisbury Cathedral

Bingo! After alerting all CCTV from a few days before to the day of the ‘poisoning’ two travellers, now known as Alexander Petrov and Ruslan Boshirov were spotted arriving at Gatwick. From there the faces were then scanned into central London and each place they went were recorded and noted on the intensive CCTV surveillance existing in the UK. They now had their suspects. Although there are no publicly available images of the two being anywhere near the Skripal house, that was mere Intelligence admitting what the services and police confirmed and visual that was National Security protected.

Screen Shot 2018-09-12 at 16.48.06Meanwhile two weekend-away tourists were about to be transformed into Public Enemy No1, due to their poor choice of place and time. That so many, be they British, French, European or Russian take away weekends to Malaga, New York, London or Paris was not the concern. These two were Russian and they could be pasted with all the ‘evidence‘ onto the photofit proof of criminality. So it was that as that became clear as the solution, another couple were roped in to resuscitate the weakening tale. The two were druggies, wasted and worth tempting with overdoses. One died and added an even more emotional tag to the floundering tale. Huge sorrow was crocodile-teared shed. Violins could even be heard.

The time was ripe to announce in September the news the two suspects had been identified. Russia was again hit hard with blame., vitriol and threats of more sanctions.

Trouble is the two lads returned to Russia months before had been easily traced by the excellent and efficient Russian Federation Services and willingly came to offer their real story, frightened to death, as they say, that the whole exposure they were now embroiled in and hiding from was literally a potential death threat hanging over them.

Denial from the British of anything other than their narrative was easy as they thought they had it in the bag. What they never had in the bag was the belief and trust of a public too used by now of watching their government lie and throw BS propaganda at them to aid their foul ends, be it war in the Middle East, distracting from their failures of Brexit or creating a good excuse for the neocon warmongers in DC to throw more bombs, sanctions and lunacy. at every country but their own.

This Highly Likely train of events is probably more believable than the official UK version but dear readers it is as always up to you to cast your decision and act on what you feel is more truthful.

One other thing – be very afraid of going on holiday to Russia as they will as sure as day ad night lock you up, even poison you to get revenge….. oh, perhaps not as the World Cup was such a success even with the diversions offered by a trumped up little island in the North Sea to mess with the huge success the Russians currently bask in.

Best beware of taking a break in Britain even if you are British! For if you watch RT, speak to any Johnny Foreigner or fancy Russian girls you are a Putin apologist, Russian spy or just a pain in the arse to their fairy tale promotion!